Doctors Report

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  1. saltyfish922

    saltyfish922 Feather Duster

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    A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.

    "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed
    most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks
    corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
    High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the
    long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But
    there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
    have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that
    causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

    After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front
    row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
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    saltyfish922, Oct 23, 2004
    saltyfish922, Oct 23, 2004
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  2. beamer

    beamer Sea Dragon

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    saltyfish, I really got a good chuckle out of that one. ;D ;D He may be right.

    Cindy
     
    beamer, Oct 25, 2004
    beamer, Oct 25, 2004
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