Drive Up ATM's

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, Male and Female procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.



Procedure for Men :
1.Drive up to the ATM (cash machine).
2.Wind down your car window.
3.Insert card into ATM and enter PIN.
4.Enter amount of cash required and take the notes.
5.Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6.Wind-up window.
7.Drive off.

Procedure for Women:
1.Drive up to cash machine.
2.Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the ATM.
3.Set parking brake, put the window down. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat, finally locate the card.
4.Tell girl friend on mobile phone that you will call her back and hang up. Attempt to insert card into machine.
5.Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its distance from the car. 6.Insert debit card.
7.Re-insert card the right way.
8.Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the address page.
9.Enter PIN.
10.Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
11.Enter amount of cash required.
12.Take a quick peek at yourself in rear view mirror.
13.Retrieve notes and receipt
14.Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside.
15.Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
16.Re-check makeup.
17.Drive forward 2 feet.
18.Reverse back to cash machine.
19.Retrieve card.
20.Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
21.Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you
22.Restart stalled engine and pull off.
23.Redial person on cell phone.
24.Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
25.Release Parking Brake.

 

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Thats good..

 

Hey, in this PC society you know some will say you are chauvinist.

 

lol, too good pack. might be best after some ladies read this, to pull the blinds down and hide for a while

(secretly agreeing)

 

HA HA HA, that's great. You chauvinist.

7.Re-insert card the right way. (and all the similar steps)

Those just cracked me up...

 

ummm.....I am a single woman! I have gone several time with my parents when they go to get cash out. Here is my dad.....pull up, pass it a little, back up, pull up again and scratch the mirror..curse, insert card...forget the passcode, call my mom to get it..get cash and LEAVE CARD in machine.

My mom and myself...drive up perfectly, put card in, remember code right away and GET CASH AND CARD! and drive away.

LOL

 

are there pics to prove you do it correct schackmel?

 

someone just opened a can of worms..

 

I think that was on the money......lmao But I feel soooo sorry for you when Annik reads this thread...........lol



Luna

 

Haha.
The thing that really cracks me up, is the braille on all drive up ATM's.