FAA sends an inspector to the North Pole

With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA sends an inspector to
the North Pole to check out Santa Claus' sleigh before allowing him to fly
on Christmas eve.


The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good.


He checks the harness and it looks okay.


He checks the sleigh and it is also okay.


Then he says, "Santa, lets take it up for a check ride and if everything
looks good I'll certify you to fly."


Santa hitches the reindeer up and taxis onto the runway and, just as he's
starting his takeoff slide, he looks over and notices the inspector has a
pump shotgun on his lap. "Hey! What's the shotgun for!?" Santa yells.


The FAA inspector says, "Well, Santa, I'm really not supposed to tell you
this, but there is going to be a simulated engine failure on takeoff."

 

Poor Rudolph!!