Fast Eddie

Fast Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot
girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got
so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you
let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll
throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time
you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.
So she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says,"Ask
him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get
his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45
minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....?

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!

The lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before
agreeing to it and getting screwed.