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Nice!!!! At 13? Jeez. I got my first chest hair at 15. It grew out of a mole. I was sooooo proud. I pulled down the top of my shirt to show my grandma.

"LOOK!!! I have my first chest hair!!!!"
"Oh!!! Very nice!!! Let me look.....isn't that cute!!!!"

Pluck

"Grandma!!!!!!!"

It grew back. Whew.

 

deserted island

a man has been stranded on a deserted island for 10 years
and one day hes hanging out on the beach when a blonde sexy
lady walks up onto the beach in a black wet suit.
she walk up to him and says "how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"
he says "well 10 years!"
she unzips a zipper and pulls out a cigarette and a lighter and hands it to him
"thanks!" he says
she then says "how long has it been since you've had a drink?"
"10 years!" he says
she unzips another zipper and pulls out a flask and hands it to him
"thanks!" he says again
then she starts to unzip the main zipper down and she says "how long has it been since you've had some real fun?"
and he says "no way! don't tell me you have golf clubs in there!"


ba dum psh

i know I'm epic

 

Sorry but these get way out of hand.