George

70-year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came
back with normal results.

Dr. Smith said, "George, everything looks great physically. How are
you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself,
and do you have a good relationship with God?"

George replied, "God and me are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight,
so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to
go to the bathroom *poof* the light goes on, when I'm done *poof* the
light goes off."

"Wow!" commented Dr. Smith, "That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called George's wife.

"Ethel," he said, "George is doing fine. Physically he's great. But, I
had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it
true that he gets up during the night and *poof* the light goes on in
the bathroom, and then when he is through *poof* the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed, "Oh, my God! He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"