Great Quotes

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat, instead.

I've got more for later tonight (some serious ones too)

 

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" - ozzy

~Wiill.

 

"ill procrastinate later!"
and my favorite:
"it is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education"

 

In reference to music "Play something good, not something you like"

That was said to me by a drunk college student while DJ-ing a party years ago.

I love it. It's a pure classic line.


I'll post more later

 

Quitters never win, and winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots.

Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

 

Here's a few:

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

Confucius Say: "best way to save face, is to keep lower part of face shut"

And one of my favorites:

“We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.” - Benjamin Franklin

 

All you touch and all you see
is all your life will ever be.
-Pink Floyd

 

"people climb Mount Everest because it's hard to do, why do they go up the easy side?"

George Carlin

 

like my signature says "never time to do it right but alwys time to do it over"

"Time is a beautifull thing to waste"

 

Kinda pertains to me, I'm always telling the kids "do it right the first time...so I don't have to fix it".Lets not forget the famous quotes by Forrest Gump:" _ _ _ _ Happens" and "Lifes like a bunch of chocolates........".
A little more serious
"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children."
Clarence S. Darrow

"We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give."
Winston Churchill