Great Quotes

My Favourite quote is one from a plaintiff on Judge Judy

Judge Judy: So at what point did you realise it was rape

Plaintiff: When the cheque bounced

 

"Beware of the fish people for they are the true enemy!" - Frank Zappa

"Par is whatever I say it is. I've got one hole that's a par 23 and yesterday I damn near birdied the sucker.” - Willie Nelison

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. " - Homer Simpson

 

If practicing makes perfect and nobody is perfect why practice

The stupid shall be punished

If you think an education is expensive try ignorance.

a wise man learns from his mistakes but a true wise man learns from other peoples mistakes

you have 2 ears and one mouth for a reason

behind every successful man stands a woman telling him he is wrong

even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile

even a broken clock tells the correct time twice a day

there are 2 sides to every story. i do not have time to listen to yours

a sales person is someone who sells things to people they do not want, do not need and cannot afford

2 heads are better then one even if one is a head of cabbage

blaming guns for killing is like blamming a pencil for a misspelled word

Those willing to give up liberty for safety deserve neither

Those willing to give up their guns to forge plows will soon be pulling them

you can have my gun when you pry it from my dead cold fingers

Go ahead make my day

I know what you are thinking, did he should 5 or 6 to tell the truth I forgot myself. you have to ask yourself a question do you feel lucky. well do you? Punk

To bodly go where nobody has gone before

Work is a 4 letter word.

What's uo doc?

another fun filled action pack day in paradise

 

this reminded me of: "If we will disbelieve everything, because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do muchwhat as wisely as he who would not use his legs, but sit still and perish, because he had no wings to fly." - Locke

 

great thread- embarrased to join in, I know I should know, who I am quoting, but sadly I remember what was said, but not whome it was said by

Never before has so much been owed to so many by so few

you can con most of the people, some of the time
you can con some of the people, most of the time
you cannot con all the people all of the time

fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me


I am not smarter than a 5th grader - thats not a quote by the way, its a statement
Steve

 

All I kow is, know one is better then anyone else and everyone is the best at everything.

Principle Skinner.

 

I have a different perception of this rule... goes like this...

you can con most of the people, some of the time
you can con some of the people, most of the time
and that is enough

 

Saw a good one at the local coffee shop this morning:

When the power of love

Overcomes the love of power

The world will know peace

-Jimi Hendrix

 

Have I not destroyed my enemies by making friends of them?
-Abraham Lincoln.

 

I like it!