Great Quotes

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  1. phoenixhieghts

    phoenixhieghts Panda Puffer

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    My Favourite quote is one from a plaintiff on Judge Judy

    Judge Judy: So at what point did you realise it was rape

    Plaintiff: When the cheque bounced
     
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  3. That Guy

    That Guy Aiptasia Anemone

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    "Beware of the fish people for they are the true enemy!" - Frank Zappa

    "Par is whatever I say it is. I've got one hole that's a par 23 and yesterday I damn near birdied the sucker.” - Willie Nelison

    "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand. " - Homer Simpson
     
  4. TBELT

    TBELT Ritteri Anemone

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    If practicing makes perfect and nobody is perfect why practice

    The stupid shall be punished

    If you think an education is expensive try ignorance.

    a wise man learns from his mistakes but a true wise man learns from other peoples mistakes

    you have 2 ears and one mouth for a reason

    behind every successful man stands a woman telling him he is wrong

    even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile

    even a broken clock tells the correct time twice a day

    there are 2 sides to every story. i do not have time to listen to yours

    a sales person is someone who sells things to people they do not want, do not need and cannot afford

    2 heads are better then one even if one is a head of cabbage

    blaming guns for killing is like blamming a pencil for a misspelled word

    Those willing to give up liberty for safety deserve neither

    Those willing to give up their guns to forge plows will soon be pulling them

    you can have my gun when you pry it from my dead cold fingers

    Go ahead make my day

    I know what you are thinking, did he should 5 or 6 to tell the truth I forgot myself. you have to ask yourself a question do you feel lucky. well do you? Punk

    To bodly go where nobody has gone before

    Work is a 4 letter word.

    What's uo doc?

    another fun filled action pack day in paradise
     
  5. zjpeter

    zjpeter Ritteri Anemone

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    this reminded me of: "If we will disbelieve everything, because we cannot certainly know all things, we shall do muchwhat as wisely as he who would not use his legs, but sit still and perish, because he had no wings to fly." - Locke
     
  6. steve wright

    steve wright Super Moderator

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    great thread- embarrased to join in, I know I should know, who I am quoting, but sadly I remember what was said, but not whome it was said by

    Never before has so much been owed to so many by so few

    you can con most of the people, some of the time
    you can con some of the people, most of the time
    you cannot con all the people all of the time

    fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me


    I am not smarter than a 5th grader - thats not a quote by the way, its a statement
    Steve
     
  7. 4phish

    4phish Montipora Digitata

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    All I kow is, know one is better then anyone else and everyone is the best at everything.

    Principle Skinner.
     
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  9. Peredhil

    Peredhil Giant Squid

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    I have a different perception of this rule... goes like this...

    you can con most of the people, some of the time
    you can con some of the people, most of the time
    and that is enough
     
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  10. barbianj

    barbianj Hammer Head Shark

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    Saw a good one at the local coffee shop this morning:

    When the power of love

    Overcomes the love of power

    The world will know peace

    -Jimi Hendrix
     
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  11. Av8Bluewater

    Av8Bluewater Giant Squid

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    Have I not destroyed my enemies by making friends of them?
    -Abraham Lincoln.
     
  12. Av8Bluewater

    Av8Bluewater Giant Squid

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    I like it!