Guitarist Ad on Craigslist

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I wish I could hear Jack Black read this ad out loud.

 

lol, that is freakin' hilarious

that guy/kid is intense, all the way down to the "chain mail"

 

Jack Black would recite that better than James Earl Jones reading the obituaries of the day. Very funny. Honestly though, anyone who spends that kind of literary time in description of what a band might be; is clearly less of a musician, than one more apt to write page 4 columns in the pennysaver.

Thunderous bass speaks of John Entwistle, while the percussion screams John Bonham. These kinds of musicians aren't frequenting the want ads. They are happening upon such calls to arms through squinting eyes, just making out the print over the steam from their first cup of coffee, or smoke from the day's first cigarette.

Led Zeppelin and The Who, Yes and The Rolling Stones probably were too tied up in their respective individual genious to read such an ad and respond positively. God knows how the members of such bands found each other. My first impression though, is that stardom found them, rather than the converse.

 

Dang Sparky you got some serious literary skills yourself.
you a columnist/writer?
you sound like the newspaper, very impressive

 

Lmao

 

Roflmao!!!!!

 

Nope, I'm an electrician! But I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.