Happy Half-Century Triplemom!!!

It's minus the years JWIN has added. Not really time, but stress, etc. Seems fair!

 

Agreed!

I just LOVE that picture you put up, by the way!

 

happy birthday

 

Happy Birthday!

 

Happy Birthday TM
There are numerous advantages in being fifty – just ask any eighty year old!!!
Here are some quotes for turning 50 to think about,hope this helps .




* I much prefer being over the hill to being under it.
- Bruce Lansky

* The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

* "Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it."
-Bill Cosby

* You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

* First you forget names,
then you forget faces,
then you forget to pull your zipper up,
then you forget to pull your zipper down.
- Leo Rosenberg

* Your back goes out more than you do.

* The Senility Prayer
God grant me the senility
to forget the people I never liked,
the good fortune to run into the people I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

* The cardiologist's diet:
if it tastes good, spit it out.
- Paulina Borsook

* I get up each morning and dust off my wits,
then pick up the paper and read the"o-bits."
If my name isn't there, then I know I'm not dead.
I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed.
-Anonymous

* Your best friend is dating someone half their age ..... and isn't breaking any laws.

* At my age I don't care if my mind starts to wander- just as long as it comes back again.
- Mike Knowles

* Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places.
- Glenn Dorenbush

* You sing along with the elevator music.

* When you can finally afford the rings you want, you'd rather no one noticed your hands.
-Lois Muehl

* You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

* Instead of thinking of 50th birthday party ideas, you’re talking about the price of gasoline!

* You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

* You take a metal detector to the beach.

* You wear black socks with sandals.

* A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police.
- Henny Youngman

* You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

* You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

* When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

* When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

* Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

* You forgot that you already had your 50th birthday.

* It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

* Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

* You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

* Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

* “He that is not handsome at 20, nor strong at 30, nor rich at 40, nor wise at 50, will never be handsome, strong, rich or wise.” - George Herbert

* You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
-Ogden Nash

 

Happy 29th triplemom !

pack .. that pic makes me want to puke

 

Happy Birthday TM

As for you Jwin you have guts....no brains.....but you have guts

I would sleep with 1 eye open for a while

 

There are 2 things that should never be discussed

A womans age and a mans golf score

 

Happy Birthday Tripmom!!! I hope its a wonderful one!

 

Happy birthday! I hope you have a wonderful day!!