How do you build a doghouse out of pancakes?

its better than my book "spots on the wall" by hu flung puu

 

You're not old enough to be drinking Jwinn

 

Hahaha I opened up Pandora's box with that one I just wanted to see what the reactions would be. The first time I heard that "joke" I completely busted out laughing...had to go sit in a room for a bit to wind down.

Here's a good corny joke I heard recently...

Why do bird's fly south?








Because it's too far to walk.

 

What's brown and sticky?

(a twig)

 

So a baby seal walks in to a club....

*ba-dum-ching*

 

Why was Mrs. Salad embarrassed when the refrigerator door was opened?

*She was without Dressing!!!

 

What sound does a fish with no I's make?

Fffffsssshhhhhhhh

 

what did one hand say to the other hand?

* your handsome oh yeah

 

MARRIAGE
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp

 

lmao swagger

reminds me of JOHN O's joke the one with golf and the cows