How does your family measure up?

How does your family measure up? (Have paper & pencil handy)

Score 0 if the statement is never true, 1 if it is rarely true, 2 if it
is sometimes true, and 3 if it is always true.


1. ____ Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can
talk".


2. ____ The school Headmaster has your number on speed-dial.


3. ____ The cat is on Valium.


4. ____ People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned
how to speak through clenched teeth.


5. ____ You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaf.


6. ____ The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.


7. ____ No one has _time_ to wait for microwave TV dinners.


8. ____ "Family meetings" are often mediated by law enforcement officials.


9. ____ You have to check your kid's timetable to see if he can take out the
rubbish,

10.____ Maxwell House gives you industrial rates.


Scoring:


30 - a perfect score. Welcome to the neighbourhood!


20-29 - You are doing reasonably well, but still have too little
going on in your life. Crank it up.


10-19 - You have mastered some of the aspects of the stress-filled
life, but still have a long way to go. Have you considered
a parallel career path?


0-9 - Enjoying all that extra time? What do you _do_ anyway?

 

LMFAO I could name a few suburbs that it would apply !!!!