How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
    whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
    burned out bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not
    up to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can
    I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
    the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one
    more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of
    the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
    walls and furniture. (how true)!

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
    bulb!

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
    dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
    bulb."

    12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    13. Australian Cattle Dog: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a
    little circle...

    14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
    By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

    Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
    question is:

    "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
    massage?"

    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF!
     
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  2. amcarrig

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    What about shih-tzu mixes?
     
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  3. JohnO

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    They don't take no shih-tzu from any light bulb :)
     
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    :lol: That comeback was predictably awful!
     
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    Quite a scared looking puss you have there my dear! :)

    John
     
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    :lol: Ain't mine but you probably knew that already :)
     
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    :eek: Kitty doesn't look as much scared to me as scary!!:eek:
     
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  8. amcarrig

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    I agree. That is one p.o.'d kitty!!!
     
    amcarrig, May 22, 2006
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    Quite a moment for you Aye short stuff?

    John :)
     
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    OI....who you callin' short....stuff!
     
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