How to Make a Woman Happy

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    How to Make a Woman Happy


    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a master
    7. a chef
    8. an electrician
    9. a carpenter
    10. a plumber
    11. a mechanic
    12. a decorator
    13. a stylist
    14. a sexologist
    15. a gynecologist
    16. a psychologist
    17. a pest exterminator
    18. a psychiatrist
    19. a healer
    20. a good listener
    21. an organizer
    22. a good father
    23. very clean
    24. sympathetic
    25. athletic
    26. warm
    27. attentive
    28. gallant
    29. intelligent
    30. funny
    31. creative
    32. tender
    33. strong
    34. understanding
    35. tolerant
    36. prudent
    37. ambitious
    38. capable
    39. courageous
    40. determined
    41. true
    42. dependable
    43. passionate
    44. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    45. give her compliments regularly
    46. love shopping
    47. be honest
    48. be very rich
    49. not stress her out
    50. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes





    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food
    3. Cold Beer
     
    JohnO, Mar 2, 2007
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  2. mattgeezer

    mattgeezer Montipora Capricornis

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    so true ... lol
     
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  3. coral reefer

    coral reefer Giant Squid

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    My sentiments exactly!
     
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  4. oliesminis

    oliesminis Bristle Worm

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    very very true
     
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  5. GINNY

    GINNY Spanish Shawl Nudibranch

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  6. Tangster

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    Yes but for how long ??? Until death do ye part ;D Now you know why men die sooner
     
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  7. Otty

    Otty Giant Squid

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    You mean there is such a thing as a happy woman????:-/
     
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  8. coral reefer

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    I remember seeing one...it was in the year 1983 to be exact!;D
     
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  9. oliesminis

    oliesminis Bristle Worm

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    wow

    you seen one that recent

    well done to you
     
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  10. amcarrig

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    OI! So what, exactly is the problem? ::) ;D
     
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