HOW TO SPEAK AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

HOW TO SPEAK AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

She is not a BABE or a CHICK - she is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She is not DUMB - she is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She has not BEEN AROUND - she is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

She is not an AIRHEAD - she is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - she gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - she is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

She does not NAG YOU - she becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.


He does not have a BEER GUT - he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

He is not a BAD DANCER - he is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - he INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

He is not BALDING - he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS

He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - he develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.

He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - he has SWINE EMPATHY.

He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED

He is not HORNY - he is SEXUALLY FOCUSED

 

there pretty good ;D