I got one for ya...

There were 2 old men waiting on their SSI checks to come in the mail. The one asks the other..."hey, when we get our $, you wanna go to the cat house?" "Sure," replied the other. The checks arrived and off they went.
They arrive at the front desk and tell the man that they want 2 of his finest women. The man gets housekeeping and tells of his customers desires. Housekeeping asks "Boss, don't you think these 2 are a little old for this? This is a heart attack in the making!"
"Here's what you do...put blow up dolls in the rooms and unscrew the light bulbs. They won't know the difference."
The 2 men are escorted to their rooms and in they go.
About 20 minutes later they come out. The one asks the other, "How was yours?" "Awe, it was great, a little cold, but great. How was yours?"asks the other.
"She was a witch!"
"A witch? How do you know that?
"Well, I bit her boob, she farted, and flew out the window!"
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