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  1. geekdafied

    geekdafied 3reef Sponsor

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    This was a myspace bulletin....

    Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...(If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.





    Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!)


    The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock.

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    When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, ****.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
     
    geekdafied, May 26, 2008
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  2. lunatik_69

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    Lmao busted!
     
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  3. aquaboy

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    Lol!
     
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  4. geekdafied

    geekdafied 3reef Sponsor

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    I reread this again and its still hilarious!
     
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    Rotfl!
     
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    :LolLolLol
     
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  7. geekdafied

    geekdafied 3reef Sponsor

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    LMFAO, this is still friggin hilarious!!!!
     
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  8. wastemanagement

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    nice!!
     
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  9. Otty

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    Seems like something I would try in my drinking days.
     
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  10. wildreef

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    I second that .. lmao. oooh.. wait ... i still have a drink....from time to time !...lol
     
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