i need help with a SeaClone

ok, i got a esshops s150 cone skimmer coming,
i need sugestions on what to do with this gawd awful
seaclone 150. i was thinking of making a bong out of it,
but i have no desire to start smoking weed again at this age (42)

so i need ideas of what to do with it,
its been the bane of my existence for 2 years, and smashing it will not
satisfy me, so............

i leave it to you, your best ideas, throw them at me, how to rid me of this acrylic nightmare, and i will video its demise, and post it up on the u tube for all to see, and i'll send the venturi to the winning idea as a consolation prize!!!!!

so have at it!!!!!

 

Use it as a pipe bomb.

 

Hmmmm, acrylic shrapnel. Now we're rolling. Anyone else?

 

Pass it on to someone else starting out. Let them think they are the sh!t cause they're getting a protein skimmer. Let them come to realize the junk a seaclone is and then they'll eventually do the same. Lol

 

A day at the range?

 

Go outside and pull a "office space" on it..

 

melt it with a blow tourch, use the blob of plastic as a paper weight or somthing.

 

All god ones.

I don't have the heart to pass it on to another noob.
I got it as barter for electrical work at my lfs. That's how I get all
My equip, and didn't know any better. I just talked to my
Lfs guy and he still swears by them, I just laughed.
And it's funny, we have another place Tropaquarium here inNJ,
Big place great reputation, it's all they stock! They will order anything but
Only stock sea clones

They make Fred Sanford proud!

 

Humming Bird Feeder.

 

Best idea yet. But I'm sure this thing can't do that right either!!!