I urgently needed a few days off work

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  1. JohnO

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    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow
    me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would
    tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and
    made funny noises.

    My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing?

    I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
    think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
    doing?"

    I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
    of days".

    I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"



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    She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
     
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