In a number of carefully controlled trials

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli E.Coli bacteria (found in faeces). In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.


However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember:


Water = Poop
Booze = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of s**t.

There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

John

 

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