Into a Belfast pub

Discussion in 'The Bucket' started by JohnO, May 13, 2006.

to remove this notice and enjoy 3reef content with less ads. 3reef membership is free.

  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2003
    Messages:
    1,662
    Location:
    Melbourne, VIC,Victoria
    Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run
    over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is
    cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp.

    "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender.

    "Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight," says Paddy.

    "That little bastard, O'Conner," says Sean, "he couldn't do that to you,
    he must have had something in his hand."

    "That he did," says Paddy, "a shovel is what he had, and a terrible
    lickin' he gave me with it."

    "Well," says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didn't you have
    something in your hand?"

    "That I did," said Paddy. "Mrs. O'Conner, a thing of beauty
    she is, but useless in a fight."
     
    JohnO, May 13, 2006
    JohnO, May 13, 2006
    #1