Invention Allows Humans to Breathe Like Fish

I just reread this and now I do too. I'm at the office and have a copy. I am playing it now.

 

Snorkel's running down his nose, Hey Aqualung!
Long Live Jethro Tull

 

A little poetic license there raven?

 

I'd be concerned about the mix of gasses extracted from the water. Even a percent or two differance in oxygen levels makes a huge difference to your dive table. If you dive near a algae bloom, wouldn't the dissolved oxygen be a lot higher? Sounds like a trip to the decompression chamber just waiting to happen.

 

Some guy in the 60's I believe came up with something that required a large membrain type apparatius to do this but it was to cumbersome to handle.

 

"Eyeing little girls with bad intent!" da da da dum

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I vote for "Bruce is too young" because I will never admit I am too old! LOL 8)