Just a tap on the shoulder

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  1. lunatik_69

    lunatik_69 Giant Squid

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    JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER


    A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.


    For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'


    The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

    The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.     I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.'
     
    lunatik_69, Oct 28, 2009
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  2. Seabeast

    Seabeast Flamingo Tongue

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    LOL nice!
     
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  3. =Jwin=

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    Hahahahahahahaha wow. I like that one. :D
     
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  4. Puffer Chick

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    Haha I like this one :D
     
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  5. bama

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    good joke.. thanks.
     
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  6. the fisherman

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    That's funny lol
     
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  7. Geoff

    Geoff Teardrop Maxima Clam

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    Good one Luna..lol.
     
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  8. lunatik_69

    lunatik_69 Giant Squid

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    bump for all those who missed a good laugh. Luna
     
    lunatik_69, Oct 29, 2009
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  9. Triplemom

    Triplemom Pajama Cardinal

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    Great joke, Luna!
     
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  10. divott

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    dont quit your day job luna. :D

    excellent joke. lol. gave me a good laugh. thnx
     
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