Laugh time....

Ok, so my baby girl comes home from school today and with the straightest of straight faces she walks up to me and says “Daddy, do you know why fish are so smart?” I don’t know baby. “Because they live in schools” – she busts into laughter so infections I can do nothing but laugh in turn. She’s the cutest little 9 year old around I am telling you. So I am laughing my ass off because she’s laughing at this stupid joke and she stops all at once, with the straightest of straight faces (and a tear running down her cheek)she asks me “what fish is the most valuable” before I can say a word “a gold-fish!” the laughter ensued – oh to be a little blonde 9 year old at the end of a school day !

After the laughter I told my own “why do sharks live in saltwater?” – I don’t know, why is quickly said without thought “because pepper-water makes them sneeze” and I get nothing ! unbelievable I tell you !! My joke was every bit as funny as hers ! aarrgghh

So here we go – lets start a fish oriented joke thread …. What do you have to share.

 

I have no fishy jokes to add here but your story had me going there!! LOL Thanks for sharing CrimsonGhost

 

-so this mollusk walks up to this crab, well it doesnt really walk...no let me start again
(finding nemo, but you should know that lol)

sorry none from me, but that made my day!

 

What is the most valuable fish?
A gem tang hahahahaha

 

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh
What do you get from a hunting shark?
As far away as possible!
Which fish can perform operations?
A surgeonfish
What fish is the most valuable?
Gem tang