Mean Woman at Wal-Mart

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  1. Matt Rogers

    Matt Rogers Kingfish

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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into a Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

    The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, '
    No they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7.
    Why would you think they're twins?
    Are you blind, or just stupid?'

    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter.
    'I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice.

    Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'
     
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  2. spiralout

    spiralout Astrea Snail

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    HAH!

    I'm going to use that one, if you don't mind!

    spiral
     
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  3. baugherb

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    Lmao!!!!
     
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  4. Jason McKenzie

    Jason McKenzie Super Moderator

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    HAHA That's a good one
     
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  5. suckafish

    suckafish Montipora Capricornis

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha;D
     
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  6. geekdafied

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    Lmao!!!!!!!!
     
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  7. bmshehan

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    Good One Matt!!!!!!!!
     
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  8. wastemanagement

    wastemanagement Eyelash Blennie

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    Snap!!!!!
     
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  9. techno2

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    So I forwarded to the Wife, Yeh.. Bad idea..

    Now I have to listen to that all night...

    Thanks alot..


    Funny though..
     
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  10. omard

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    My wife will be taking a copy this with her to job at WalMart. Am sure it will be enjoyed by many when posted on BB in employee lounge...;D
     
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