My wife left me

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  1. JohnO

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    My wife left me and I don't understand.

    After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses.
    I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on
    weekends.

    Anyway, I gave it up. But I noticed the other day she came home from
    grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup I
    said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back.
     
    JohnO, Feb 26, 2006
    JohnO, Feb 26, 2006
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