Next time you want to pee in the water think twice

The candirú or canero (Vandellia cirrhosa) is a freshwater fish in the group commonly called the catfishes. It is found in the Amazon River and has a reputation among the natives as the most feared fish in its waters, even over the piranha. The species grows only to a size of an inch in length and is eel shaped and translucent, making it almost impossible to see in the water. The candiru is a parasite. It swims into the gill cavities of other fishes, erects a spine to hold itself in place, and feeds on the blood in the gills, earning it a nickname as the "vampire fish of Brazil".

It is feared by the natives because it is attracted to urine or blood, and if the bather is nude it will swim into an orifice (the anus, vagina or even - in the case of the smaller specimens - the penis and deeper through the urethra). It then erects its spine and begins to feed on the blood and body tissue just as it would from the gills of a fish. The candiru is then almost impossible to remove except through an operation, usually involving the amputation of the area. A more expensive option is the use of two plants, the Xagua plant (Genipa americana) and the Buitach apple which are inserted (or their extract in the case of tight spaces) into the affected area. These two plants together will kill and then dissolve the fish. More often, the pain causes shock and death in the victim before it can be removed.

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Now that would be a fun fish at bath time aye

John

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Can I get for my pool, then invite my boss over for a swim!!! ;D ;D ;D

Just a thought

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

You had better get two in case he is a bigger a##hole than you think

John

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Anybody see "Medicine Man" with Sean Connery?
Matt B

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Note to self, Dont go swimming in the amazon River nude.

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Hey, how about don't go swimming in the Amazon...PERIOD.

Aren't there Pirahna in there as well?!!

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Nah, no pirahna! The canero ate them all

John

 

Re: Next time you want to pee in the water think t

Yeeeeessssshhhhhh!! (shudder)