Norti Joke

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  1. JohnO

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    Cover your eyes if you dont like norti jokes......
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    At the National Art Gallery in New York a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

    The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench.
    Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.
    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

    He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

    "In fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society."

    After the curator left, a Welshman, approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

    "Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?" asked the couple.

    "Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied.

    "In fact, there's no African Americans depicted at all.

    They're just three Welsh coal miners.

    The guy in the middle went home for lunch."
     
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  3. Bruce

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    i dont get it :(
     
  4. JohnO

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    Nope, but the bloke who went home at lunch time did :)

    John
     
  5. skennelly

    skennelly Coral Banded Shrimp

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    that is hilarious! Another reason I love working close enough to home to come home for lunch everyday :)
     
  6. Bruce

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    oooo...i still dont get it...is this a dirty joke? if so, then i get it :)
     
  7. JohnO

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    Yes, it is a dirty joke on both levels :)

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  9. Bruce

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    both level eh...well thats a zinger on me :)
     
  10. seawillow

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    In other words .....he went home for lunch and cleaned up a little..... ::) I must have a knack for understanding dirty jokes....hmmm....
     
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    I suppose he could have cleaned himself up a little, but I was actually thinking someone else cleaned him up. ;)