Olaf & Sven

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  1. JohnO

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    Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he
    had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.


    "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his
    tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.


    "Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands.
    "Vere dit yew git dat monster??"


    "Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from my Genie."


    "You haff a Genie," Sven asked.


    "Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.


    "Could I see him?"


    Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the Genie.


    Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your


    master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"


    "Yes, I will," says the Genie .



    So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.


    The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there,
    waiting for his million bucks.


    Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million
    ducks................. flying overhead.


    Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf. "Yumpin' Yimminy I
    asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"


    Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do
    yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
     
    JohnO, Sep 11, 2007
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  2. lynnvangsnes

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    John, are you Norwegian?
     
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  3. lynnvangsnes

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    Ok here's one for ya.
    A Minnesota farmer, Sven, decides he needs a new milk cow. He talks to his neighbor saying that he needs a new cow. So, he goes across the border to North Dakota to look for a new milk cow. He finds a farmer with a milk cow for sale. He asks to test the cow and the farmer says sure. So he pulls one of the teats on the cow, and the cow farts. Sven looks at the farmer and he just shrugged. Sven buys the cow anyway.
    Sven hauls the cow back to his farm in Minnesota. He runs into his farmer neighbor and asks him to check out his new milk cow.
    His neighbor grabs one of the cows teats, pulls it and the cow farts. The neighbor says "you got this cow from North Dakota didn't ya?" Sven says "Yes, how did you know dat?" The neighbor says "my vife is from North Dakota."
     
    lynnvangsnes, Sep 17, 2007
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