Please take this advice asap!!!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store or happy hour and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 

Shocking.



I'm locking my doors and getting my shotgun....

 

OMG i will have to start treating for this virus ASAP......god hopes theres enough BEER in the world.

 

Fortunately for me the virus has sponsored some of my healthcare and has provided extra money for the antidote. WORK is self-destructive in that way.

 

I'm safe.

I take the cure even though I am not exposed to the ailment.

 

Prophylaxis NICE

 

I'm safe. I'm retired, but I take the cure anyway. Better safe than sorry, right?

 

AAaahhhh...Weekly Overload Recreational Killer?

OK...................




I feel a little better now. Thanks TELGAR....whew. That was close!! I'm taking the rest of the day off.

 

Teehee, good one, Tom.

Unfortunately, I can't afford reef supplies if I'm not infected. :-/

 

I am currently fighting this infection. And going to be taking my antidote when I home, only I use a stronger medication. It was created by Dr. John Jameson