Puns

OK, Now I know there are some talented and witty people out there somewhere
so here is the pun of the day and I want you to follow the pun with one of your own

Example

ME.....................Does a schizophrenic priest have an altar ego?

You..............no,but i hear that they eat devilled eggs

Get it? Got it? Good!

John

 

My son, while riding in the car one day:

"Dad, I was watching a special on Discovery about the large number of people who get struck by lightning each year. I was SHOCKED!"

 

Q. What do you get when you divide the circumferencd of a Jack-O-Lantern by it's diameter?


A. Pumpkin Pi

 

AAAhahahahaha!!!!!! ;D

 

I do it for the pun of it! ha ha ha haha

 

My cousin Marcy has a really dumb doctor. She went to him with a problem
and he couldn't figure out whether she had a failing memory or lazy eye.
Marcy's a teacher, see, and she can't keep her pupils straight...

 

It is often presumed that the Carthaginian military strategist, Hannibal
invaded Italy by crossing the Alps on pachyderms because he wished to have a tactical advantage over his enemy. The simple truth was that he had so much equipment and ammunition to haul there would be no other way for him to accomplish the journey. Hannibal knew that in order to be certain of a
victory, it was important that he maintain the elephant of supplies.

So he packed his trunks.