Questions

The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors.
They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website


Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on
TV, how do the plants grow? (UK).

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)

Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad
tracks? (Sweden)

Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)

Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a
list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)

Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia?
(USA)

Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)

Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)

Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? (USA)

Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? ( UK)


Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round? (Germany)

Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense
rattlesnake serum. (USA)


Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget
its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA)


Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France)


Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can
you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA)


Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female population
is smaller than the male population? (Italy)


Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France)


Q: I was in Australia in 1969 on R+R, and I want to contact the girl I
dated while I was staying in Kings Cross. Can you help? (USA)


Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA)

 

LOL ;D All very good Questions John


Can you now answer them for us now :yelrotflm

 

lol

 

Yep

A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching
them die.


A: Depends how much you've been drinking.


A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water.


A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.


A: What did your last slave die of?


A: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe.
Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does
not... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in
Kings Cross. Come naked.


A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here
and we'll send the rest of the directions.

A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.

A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which
is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday
night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.


A: You are a British politician, right?


A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk
is illegal.


A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All
Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and
make good pets.
A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out
of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You
can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go
out walking.


A: No, WE don't stink.


A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.


A: Yes, gay nightclubs.

A: Only at Christmas.

A: Yes, and you will still have to pay her by the hour.


A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first

 

LOL :yelrotflm:yelrotflm
And as I expected all very good answers to these questions. You should publish a book
( Australia for Dummies ) ;D