Quotes about dogs

"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies."
Gene Hill

"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car,
in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing
right in your ear." Dave Barry


"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl." Penny Ward Moser


"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend, and inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx


"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs." Aldous Huxley


"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down." Robert Benchley


"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that is how dogs spend their lives." Sue Murphy


"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all
night wondering if there really is a Dog?" Unknown


"I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and
give the wrong answers." Unknown


"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves." August Strindberg


"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." Fran
Lebowitz


"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul- chicken, pork, half a
cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" Anne Tyler


"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult." Rita Rudner


"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a
can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." Joe Weinstein


"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." James Thurber


"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with
pets." Nora Ephron


"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful." Ann Landers


"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein


"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Dereke Bruce


"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one
of the most fond memories!" Dr. Tom Cat


"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
Ben Williams


"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." Edward Abbey


"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it
look like the dog did it." Unknown


"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his
tail." Unknown


"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the
dog does." Christopher Morley


"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself." Josh Billings


"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." Holbrook Jackson


"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." Andrew A.
Rooney


"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his
life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the
last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such
devotion" Unknown


"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and
your dog would go in." Mark Twain


"I care not for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better
for it." Abraham Lincoln


"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went." Unknown


"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite
you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man."
Mark Twain


"Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great
Dane." Smiley Blanton


"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed
contempt,and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts."
John Steinbeck