Sears Catalog

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  1. homegrowncorals

    homegrowncorals Ribbon Eel

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    Sears Catalog

    Two rednecks were looking at a Sears catalog
    and admiring the models.
    One says to the other, 'Have you seen the
    beautiful girls in this catalog?'

    The second one replies, 'Yes, they are very
    beautiful. And look at the price!'
    The first one says, with wide eyes, 'Wow,
    they aren't very expensive. At this price,
    I'm buying one.'
    The second one smiles and pats him on the
    back. 'Good idea! Order one and if she's as
    beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will
    get one too.'
    Three weeks later, the youngest redneck asks
    his friend, 'Did you ever receive the girl
    you ordered from the Sears catalog?'
    The second redneck replies, 'No, but it
    shouldn't be long now. I got her clothes
    yesterday!'


    :lol:
     
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    lol.............lol
     
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    Sad thing is there are people out there that think like that.:-/ ;D
     
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