Seniors having babies

Discussion in 'The Bucket' started by JohnO, Jun 5, 2006.

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  1. JohnO

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    With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a
    65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby.

    When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.

    "May we see the new baby?" one asked.

    "Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit for awhile
    first."

    Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new
    baby now?"

    "No, not yet," said the mother.

    After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the
    baby now?"

    "No, not yet," replied the mother.

    Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

    "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told them.

    "WHEN HE CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??"



    "BECAUSE I forgot where I put him."
     
    JohnO, Jun 5, 2006
    JohnO, Jun 5, 2006
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