Signboards and notices

Signboards and notices can simply indicate the bare
facts about their purpose; or sometimes the originator can enliven his with
a bit of humour thereby making it more memorable. Some examples . . . . .
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Sign over a Gynaecologist's Office: --- "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."


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In a Chiropodists; clinic --- "Time wounds all heels."


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On a Septic Tank lorry: ---- Yesterday's Meals on Wheels


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On a Plumber's van: --- "We repair what your husband fixed."


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On another Plumber's van: --- "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."


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On an Electrician's van: --- "Let us remove your shorts."


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On a Maternity Room door: --- "Push. Push. Push."


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At an Optician's : --- "If you don't see what you're looking for you've come to the right place;


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On a Taxidermist's window: --- "We really know our stuff."


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In a Vets waiting room: --- "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
Stay!"


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And don't forget the sign at a


RADIATOR SHOP: --- "Best place in town to take a
leak."