Signs

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  1. dx7fd2

    dx7fd2 Sea Dragon

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    The following are actual signs.

    In a cocktail lounge in Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

    An airline ticket office in Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

    A hotel in Vienna: IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.

    A zoo in Budapest: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS . IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

    Hotel lobby in Bucharest: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

    Doctor's office in Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    A laundry in Rome: LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.
     
    dx7fd2, Mar 11, 2005
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  2. Bruce

    Bruce Giant Squid

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