silly blonde

Dumb Blonde​

A ventriloquist is touring clubs and stops to entertain in a small town.
He's going through his usual run of colour and "dumb blonde" jokes when a
blonde in the fourth row stands on her chair and shouts: "I've heard just about
enough of your stupid blonde jokes”! What makes you think that you can stereotype
women that way? What connection can a person's hair colour possibly have with
their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women
like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from
reaching our full potential, because you and you anachronistic kind continue to
perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general,
for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past and what you
do is not only contrary to discrimination laws in every civilised country, it
is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for
their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous
maggot.!!!"

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologise, but the blonde yells out again:

"You stay out of this...........I'm talking to the little bugger on your knee!"