Smittys dead donkey

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  1. JohnO

    JohnO Moderator

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    Smitty left Belfast and moved to Toronto and brought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey next day. The following day, the farmer drove up and said "I'm sorry, but I have some bad news the donkey died last night," "Well den said Smitty, "Jus' give my money back den." "I can't do that sir, I spent it already'. "O.K. den. Jus unload dat dead donkey." "What are you gonna do with him?" "I'm gonna
    raffle him off." "You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Irish git!"
    Well dat's where you're wrong. You wait and you'll learn how smart we Irish people are!"
    A month later, the farmer ran into Smitty and asked
    What happened with that dead donkey?" "I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars each and made $998." ! "Didn't anyone complain?"
    "Just dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back......
     
    JohnO, Sep 12, 2004
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  2. saltyfish922

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    saltyfish922, Sep 12, 2004
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