Strange Delivery People

My mailman will no longer strike up a conversation after that day he asked what was in the box and I answered “A case of scalpels, latex gloves, bone cutters, iodine, and 100 tubes of super glue.” He didn’t even stick around for an explanation. What’s up with that? It was just fragging supplies.

Oh the FedEx lady is not too friendly either after I told her a pair of naked clowns were in the box and I was going to breed them. She just looks at me like I’m all weird or something.

Now the UPS driver is acting funny because he asked what was that awful smell coming from the garage and I told him I was cooking rock. Come to think of it, that was the day I started seeing those black SUVs parked at the end of our street almost every night.

What’s wrong with them? Anyone else have strange delivery people?

 

Sounds like they think you the dope man, murderer and psychopath.

 

That's what happens when people only get half of a story.

 

Touche sir, well played.

 

That is just too funny.

 

So much fun to do. Now all you have to do is give them a wild eyed look.

 

lol my UPS, and FEDEX guys both have my personal cell so when i have a box on the truck they call me if there close to my house and its going to e later then 10:30 lol They did that when my wheels came in also because his route changed at the last min. Needless to say they are here like 3-4 times a week

Your situation is funny though lol

 

Box of fragging supplies- $50
Pair of naked clowns (fish)- $100
The expression on all the delivery peoples face- priceless!
Hahah very funny

 

My delivery guys are not to bad, he came with my reefcleaners order and was like "Hey dude here's your package" With the look of a P-ed off cat;D

 

My UPS/FedEx/USPS guy/gal doesn't speak to me. Doesn't even ring the door bell. Every so often when I am not standing at my window waiting for the truck, I don't even know the package was delivered. I have now started using the pick up at hub option.