Teacher arrested at Australian airport

At Sydney airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public
school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide rule, and a
calculator. At a morning press conference, the Australian attorney general said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He is being charged by the Federal Police with carrying weapons of math
instruction.

"Al-gebra is a fearsome cult," an Australian Justice Department spokesman said.
"They desire average solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go
off on tangents in a search of absolute value. They use secret code
names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves as 'unknowns', but we
have determined they belong to a common denominator of the axis of evil
with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles
used to say, 'there are 3 sides to every triangle'."

When asked to comment on the arrest, Australian Prime minister, John Howard said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes".

 

I had no idea math was illegal down there

 

gezzzzzzzz

 

LOL to funny

 

:yelrotflm

What a calculating group they are!

 

Groan

We had quite a discussion about the subject, sort of a math debate.

John

 

If you math debate to much you'll need glasses

 

How long have you had that lisp?

John

 

Lol ...Why did they put a S in a word to describe a speach problem?

 

For the same reason that they made dyslexic impossible to spell. abbreviation such a long word and flammable and inflammable to mean the same thing

John