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  1. bama

    bama Humpback Whale

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    Women's Rights ;D
     
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  2. 4phish

    4phish Montipora Digitata

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    Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?


    Cause nobody would take him!
     
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  3. TritonsGarden

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    A turtle is mugged by two snails.
    The cops show up and question the turtle.
    "What happend? said the cop.
    "Don't know. It all happened so fast"

    Jack
     
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  4. Blaz3dup

    Blaz3dup Feather Duster

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    Lmao Telgar, that was great!

    Lol @ Bama
     
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  5. inwall75

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    Just a friendly reminder folks, 3Reef is a FAMILY ORIENTED forum. Please tell your jokes with this in the back of your mind.
     
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  6. 4phish

    4phish Montipora Digitata

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    What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?


    All three cause someone to loose a trailer.
     
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  7. gabbagabbawill

    gabbagabbawill Pajama Cardinal

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    ooops sorry about that ;) didn't mean no harm
     
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  8. Craft kid21

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    hahah i thought that joke was funny......
     
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  9. ReefSparky

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    A 40 year old woman clings to life on the operating room table. In her mind, she sees God, who takes her face into his hands and says, "My daughter, I will give you many more years of life. Do with them what you will." The flatlining ECG jumps back to life and the woman opens her eyes.
    The doctor tells her, "Someone upstairs must like you, because we lost you on that bed for a minute."
    The woman remembers her experience and decides she's going to do a little self improvement. She has her tummy tucked, and gets a bit of lipo on the thighs. She gets colored contact lenses and an early facelift. She becomes a redhead. She gets a small tatoo on her back and once again feels like a kid.
    Walking down the street she notices in a store window across the way, a nice, slinky red dress. She immediately decides that this would be the perfect fit for her new life ensemble. She crosses the street to the store, and no sooner does she set a foot onto the asphalt, she's hit by a bus and dies instantly.
    She floats to heaven where she's met by God himself. Angrily, she yells at him, "I can't believe this!! It wasn't 90 days ago when you told me that you were going to give me many more years of life!!!"
    God, looking confused does a double-take, looks at her again and says, "That was YOU?"
     
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  10. elweshomayor

    elweshomayor Giant Squid

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    are we allowed to make jokes like that? if so..

    he...( with due respect..just a joke)

    why cant women drive??

    because there is no road between the kitchen and the stove.... ;D

    and to be fair..

    why did God made man first, then woman?

    because you learn from your mistakes.
     
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