Ten truths about movies

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  1. JohnO

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    1. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French
    Bread.

    2. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a
    passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.


    3. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a
    strip club at least once.


    4. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
    duty.


    5. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
    communication systems of any invading alien civilization.


    6. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
    involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you

    one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have
    knocked out their predecessors.


    7. An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no
    lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.


    8. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you
    personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.


    9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
    the control tower to talk you down.


    10. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but

    will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


    Any others??
     
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  2. da colts

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    When Arriving At City Hall, The Fed Building Or Any Other Site In Downtown, Our Hero Will Always Find A Parking Spot Right Out Front.
     
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    If You Are James Bond, You Can Bet That The Bad Guy Will Never Just Shoot You In The Head, He Will Always Try To Kill You In Some Over The Top Fashion And He Will Also Never Stay Until The Job Is Done, After All You As James Bond Have Never Escaped From This Kind Of Perrrrrdicament Before.
     
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    LOL thats great!
     
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  5. asilefx

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    People in real life are often surprised when they shoot one bullet and hit something. They make it look so hard in the movies, or on the A-Team.
     
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    Unless you're James Bond. The bad guys use up all their ammo, Bond only needs one shot!
     
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  7. inwall75

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    Whenever there is a murderous lunatic after a group of people, the best way to proceed is to one-by-one, leave the safety of the group, so they can be killed off one-by-one.

    Alternatively, break up the group at one time.
     
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