The Eleventh Husband!!

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
husbands.


On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle;
I'm still a virgin".


"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married
ten times.?"


Well, husband No.1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.


Husband No. 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.


Husband No. 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up and running.


Husband No. 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.


Husband No. 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.


Husband No.6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.


Husband No. 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
sure how to position it.


Husband No. 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.


Husband No. 9 was a Gynaecologist; all he did was look at it.


Husband No. 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I
miss him.


"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".


"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"


"You're with the "GOVERNMENT...


This time I KNOW I am going to get


SCREWED."

 

haha great