The longest Craigslist post ever seen

someone offer that dude a job writing essays

 

"Again, I don't want to sell, but I will consider any offer, but reserve the right to change my mind (my wife's mind) about keeping it."

whhhatt??? why put it on craigslist and write a book about it if you're not really sure about selling it

 

I did

 

that one picture was from "about 2 years ago when the tank really started to flourish"
If you look at his more recent pics, there is less live rock and he lost all his corals AND his clownfish turned into a damsel...? <--WHATTT?!

 

I am still trying to decide on what would be the perfect soundtrack to his epic tale. Hmmm....i laughed, i cried, i....developed eye strain!

Wonder what he might have had to say if it was a BIGGER system? Perhaps a mini-series!

 

Ha! Imagine if you showed up to buy this thing from him. You would be engaged in a 24 hout seminar about what to do when you get it home. I think i'm going to email him and mess with him saying that I want it and will turn it into freshwater.

 

Do it hahahaha wow!
He will lecture you on how saltwater is much harder and how he wants to see it go to a loving family

 

hahaha you should sooo do it

 

I asked for more info he wrote me back? haha here is his letter.
Hello,
Not sure what info you are asking for. Was there a specific question? Here's the official description and nothing is changed except that it's used. So I've had to buy new bulbs, added heater, and of course it's already up and established. This is the official description for it:


AquaPod


Step Up to the Pod
The Aquapod offers all-in-one elegance with a new standard of performance. The modern style compliments any dcor and features seamless front rounded glass corners for optimum viewing. The contrast of the black back will highlight the vibrant colors of fish, invertebrates and plants. Hidden under the sleek canopy you’ll find a sophisticated lighting system that screams with performance and efficiency – It features two Dual Color SunPaq compact fluorescent lamps, an internal electronic driving system and Nocturnal Blue Lunar Lights to complete the 24-hour lighting cycle. Combine all of this with our ultra-efficient surface skimming filter and it is quite simply a system proud to be called AquaPod.
The underwater perspective – The seamless rounded front corners provide a panoramic view of your aquatic creatures. The thick high quality glass is bent and seamed with unparalled precision while the reinforced tank frame provides optimum tank support. All this to provide the perfect viewing portal to your underwater garden.
Blistering lamp performance – The ultimate lighting spectrum is achieved by utilizing two Dual SunPaq lamps – which combined with the SunPaq driving system produces over 50% more lumen output then comparable systems. Using a proprietary blend of Nichia phosphors, the dual phosphor technology produces eye popping color rendering, while providing the necessary lumen output for high coral growth. Polished reflector pumps up the light output while a polycarbonate splash lens protects the lamps and ballasts from corrosion.
What’s Included:
Each AQUAPOD includes tank, surface skimming filtration system, SunPaq lamps, cooling fan, Nocturnal Blue Lunar Lights (moonlights), mechanical sponge filter, submersible pump with flat nozzle and complete instructions. AQUAPODS are double boxed to reduce stress in shipping.


Mine does not have packing/box.


Just let me know if you need more info. or specific questions answered or want to come see. My cell is XXX-XXX-XXXX. I can usually be reached, but if not just leave message and I'll get back to you asap.


Thanks,
Rob

 

AGAIN another longgg reply! lol i didnt even read it lol he really has to much time on his hands