the rios suck song

well gang, the last rio i own died last, i have only had it about a year. it was on my red sea berlin skimmer. i did a water change on my all fish tank and after turning on the pumps that piece of crap didn't start, it was a hyper flow 20 and i say say good riddance to bad garbage. it is now running with a mag flow 7 a real pump. but to keep a happy face i decided to write a little song about rio pumps, i hope it is a big hit and goes to at least top 40, i am pretty confident it will because at least 1 million rio users can relate to my new hit song.


(sung to the tune of keep your hands to yourself)
i gotta little rio in my sump going clanky, clicky,clink.
thats not really odd, cos rio pumps stink.
each time i buy 1, i get the same old thing,
always no pumpy, no worky,should have bought her that ring.
my honey, my baby,should a left it on the shelf.
i say don't hand me no lines, and keep this pump to yourself.

 

That's pretty hilarious! I had one and it was fine while using it, but I stored it for a while and when I retrieved it the entire housing was cracked like you would not believe! Tossed the Rio 2500!!! I feel your pain! ;D

 

I'm sure glad I've been Rio free! You'll love that Mag 7! I do mine.