The squirrel, the bear and the magic frog...

A squirrel and a bear lived in a dence forest. Every day the bear would chase the squirrel all around saying, "one day i'm going to catch you mr. squirrel and when I do i'm going to eat you". But, the squirrel was just to fast for the bear. Now, this had been going for quite some time and the squirrel knew he couldn't run forever.

So one day the squirrel decided to run to a different part of the woods. He ran and he ran repeating the phrase " You'll never catch me mr. bear, I am to fast for you". But the bear kept on chasing. Chasing and getting ever so close to cathing the squirrel. The squirrel senced this and made a quick move and ran over a small bridge.

Now as the squirrel and the bear started over the bridge, they were stopped by the appearence of a magic frog. Both in the squirrel and the bear freaked out, but the magic frog said " fear not. I am a magic frog and controller of this bridge. "I can grant you each three wishes".

The bear and the squirrel were amazed and rejoiced upon hearing of the three wishes. Now the bear spoke up first, "Magic frog, I would like all of the bears in this forest to be female bears. To wich the frog replied " Your wish is granted. Now the squirrel took a minute and said "Magic frog I would like a motorcycle helmet. and his whish was granted. Then the bear ask "Magic frog, could all of the bears in the next forest over be female? The magic frog answered, "Yes they can". Next the squirrel ask for a Harley Davidson, and his wish was granted. Lastley the bear said "Magic frog, I wish that all the bears in the world were female and was the last male bear. The frog answered, "Again your wish is granted.

Now the squirrel was done. He was on his harley, with his helmet on and ready to go. The bear could never catch him now and just as he road away he heard the magic frog say, "Mr. squirrel you still have one wish left". The squirrel sat there a minute and remembered all of the times the bear chased him. He then shouted as he road away, "Yeah I wish that bear was gay"!

 

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