The visit to Tesco's.

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  1. JohnO

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    The visit to Tesco's.

    A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Tesco's
    with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
    entrance.


    The Tesco Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
    Tesco. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"


    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Bloody hell no they
    ain't.
    The older one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why the hell would you think
    they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"


    "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam," replied the greeter "I just
    couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
    shopping at Tesco."
     
    JohnO, Feb 4, 2008
    JohnO, Feb 4, 2008
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