Three midgets

Three midgets wanted to get into Guinness World Records.

First one said she might have the world's smallest hands.

Second said he was sure he had the world's smallest feet.

The third said there was a chance she just might actually be the shortest midget EVER

So they went to Guinness and checked it out.

The first one came out, "Yea, I got the world's smallest hands ! I'm now in
the book."

The second came out and told his friend, "I do have the world's smallest
feet !"

The third came out, looking really p****d off and asked her friends,
"Who the hell is Amcarrig ?"

 

OH MY.
Time to flee!

 

Don't be afraid Matt, she'll never even notice

John

 

:inquisiti

 

OW OW OW

Sorry, I don't know what came over me. Actually Matt dared me to, yeah, that's right, I remember now, Matt made me do it

Anyway are we still mates? :sweethear

John

 

Who are you and what have you done with JohnO?

 

My name is Onhoj and I am his not so evil twin, in fact I am the better looking one Anyway, I have to go and hang out the washing so catchyalaterwhenyourlegsarestraighter ( or longer )

 

Domestics aye?

 

That's the one, I get Sundays and Wednesdays ( today ) off at the moment, which is why I am able to post here so frequently ( apologies to all ) and also means I have some domestic chores to do. Which BTW includes trying to clear up the water in my pond which is currently BRIGHT green. Any good ideas?

John

 

Bleach?