top ten sign your family is stressed

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10. Conversations often begin with “Put the gun down, and then we can talk.

9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.


8. The cat is on Valium.
7. People have trouble understanding your kids, because they learned to speak through clenched teeth.
6. You are trying to get your four-year-old to switch to decaffeinated.
5. The number of jobs held down by family members exceeds the number of people in the family.
4. No one has time to wait for microwave TV dinners.
3. “Family meetings” are often mediated by law enforcement officials.
2. You have to check your kid’s day-timer to see if he can take out the trash.
1. lawyer are present at all meals.

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Number 4 is hilarious!!!

 

#3 is the best!!! hahahaha

my old prinicple knew my parents phone # by heart, lol. He didnt need no stinkin speed dial, lol.

They actually sell doggie downers and you can use them on cats too, hahaha. They are intended for road trips etc.

the "day-timer", is that like an ankle braclet? My cousin had one, haha. He also had something that was tied into his phones that could tell if he was talking(provided by the state of TN, haha) and it would limit him to 5min conversations, and if it went over 5mins, he had to call his parole officer, hahahaha.

 

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